Scrabulous plea

Dear Electronic Arts and Hasbro,

Your new online Scrabble game is TERRIBLE.

I know Scrabulous is a totally infringing knockoff. And I know it's slow, and buggy, and sometimes when I start a game, it starts six of them. And you managed to make something far, far worse.

I do not want jumping tiles. I do not want any of the crappy features you probably think have "Wow! factor," because the only "Wow!" I feel when I play your new game is, "Wow! This sucks." For goodness sakes, couldn't you have even gotten the colors right? YOU OWN SCRABBLE.

Please buy Scrabulous from those two guys in India, and fix its bugs, and put your newly-launched version out of its misery. No one likes it.

Thanks,
The View From Fort Miley


UPDATE: Nice work, Hasbro. Way to win over the crowd. Thanks for nothing.