Bad news for Bubba

And just like that, Bubba dies.

I'd just like to note that it was not my intention when I started this Weblog to deliver news about oversized crustaceans. Nonetheless, I'm happy that I could be your #1 resource as this urgent news has come to light.

Nothing new to report about the guy with the nachos, by the way.


Now playing: the Yankees and Pirates on ESPN... and someone's car alarm. It's really time to stop installing those things. They don't work, and they're a nuisance.