A nice pair

I give you two stories, published four minutes apart:

Nude Man Covered in Nachos Gets Probation

"In addition to being naked, Monn had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders, police said. He also had a strong odor of alcohol and was semi-incoherent."

No Butter for Bubba, the 22-Pound Lobster

"'If you sat down and ate this thing, wouldn't that be a bit shellfish?'"


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