And the beards have all grown longer overnight

It's nice to know that while some people in the Jam-Band State consider secession to protest "electoral fraud, rampant corporate corruption, [and] a culture of militarism and war," the wingnuts in Utah's Dixie would secede because they fear that the U.S. is controlled by "a group of Soviet KGB masters under the direction of the Soviet Comintern."

Speaking of bad taste in music, why were they playing Bonnie Tyler at the Progressive Convention? (Via Laz.)