Metacritic

About that Calexico non-review below: I imagine you think that's pretty sneaky of me, reviewing a record by declining to write a review.

Borges claimed that he frequently composed reviews of non-existent books rather than write them himself, because he just didn't have the time. (I am not trying to compare myself to Borges here. I'm just saying.)

But he could do even better than that, too. Here's one of the most wildly creative stories ever, reprinted without permission.