Earning your wings

I'm totally going next year.

Related: If you haven't seen The 72-Ounce Steak, an eight-minute film about someone in Amarillo, Tex., trying to eat four and a half pounds of beef (plus baked potato, shrimp cocktail and dinner roll) in less than an hour, you owe it to yourself. Available as a bonus on the awesome Growin' A Beard DVD; music by Dale Watson.