Benedict XVI, would you be my Valentine?

The new Pope said in 2003: "Allowing children to be adopted by persons living in [same-sex] unions would actually mean doing violence to these children, in the sense that their condition of dependency would be used to place them in an environment that is not conducive to their full human development."

I guess that explains Joe Valentine's ERA.

"I know where I'm from, who I'm from. So it was something I didn't need to pursue," Valentine said. "I'm completely happy with who I am and who my family is."

Yeah, he sure does sound maladjusted.