Turning garbage into gold

As the first-ever fight evolves in the Fort Miley comments section (and by all means, please do keep the barbs a'flyin'), allow me to post this postscript to this morning's trashy discussion.

What I wouldn't have given to own the Underwear of Modesty.


Songs playing: Yo La Tengo's acoustic version of "Tom Courtenay", the Stones' "Casino Boogie"